Lols at work today
Putting the fear of god in an 18 year old dating a 16 year old.
He’s incapable of sympathizing with people who can’t pay their bills, because...– Matt Taibbi, The Odd Couple: Romney vs. Gingrich. Perhaps the most succinct explanation of Romney’s worldview I’ve ever come across. (via wisconsinforward) When is Matt Taibbi ever not amazing? Definitely my favorite political writer. (via foulmouthedliberty)
Weight Loss Rewards (Other than the obvious WIN of...
155lbs - Mani/pedi 150lbs - Facial 145lbs - Massage 140lbs - Tanning 135lbs - Tattoo 128 -130lbs - New clothes!! I am going to kick ass at LA Boxing and get better at P90X. I’m also incorporating Weight Watchers Online because diet is really important. I’ve also decided to stop trying so hard to be different because as it turns out, I’m really boring and not even slightly...
Boxing at least 2x P90X at least 3x Go to DMV to replace stolen license Give Ellie a bath every other night. Make no major mistakes at work.
samhowisyourmind asked: Talking to you, that is. Jesus.
kay-stin asked: In that picture with her and the. Ow she looks soooooo much like you
Angry, and half in love with her, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via roguemonster)
"One time this guy just bought me lap dance after...
oddsonfavorite asked: don't mean to get personal, but i am so sorry in advance. do/did you straight up breastfeed, pump, or some combination on them two?
I wish for just ten minutes you could feel how you make me feel all the time. Goodnight. May no other day be this bad.