Utah sucks /theobvious
I am unnecessary.
Mystery science theater FTW
Can’t talk! Feelin’ stuff!
*sitting on an empty bus*
*bus stops and a little girl and her mom get on*
*the little girl sits, of all places, next to me in the back row*
*mom sits beside the little girl*
LittleGirl: I WENT TO SCHOOL IN AMERICA!
Me: THAT'S FUC...That's amazing!
LittleGirl: ARE YOU AMERICA?
Me: No. I'm Canada.
LittleGirl: You're fat!
Me: Do you speak Korean?
LittleGirl: Of course, stupid!
Me: Could you go ask the driver how many stops until Dosan Park?
LittleGirl: Umm, OK!
*Little girls goes to talk to the driver*
Me: Your daughter is the fucking rudest bitch I have ever encountered.
Me: You heard me.
Mom: *starts to say something*
binx stealing pizza.
Be my girl, be my girl, oh,Bailey won’t you be my girl?
(703): Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day.
bo vice, my new kitty