Don't Drink the Water: Archive

Utah sucks /theobvious

Nov 27th

Nov 23rd

32,446 notes

Nov 23rd

20,403 notes

Nov 23rd

L.O.L

Nov 23rd

10,076 notes

Nov 23rd

18 notes

I am unnecessary.

Nov 22nd

Mystery science theater FTW

Nov 21st

1 note

Nov 20th

Can’t talk! Feelin’ stuff!

Nov 18th

1 tag

Nov 18th

750 notes

Nov 18th

201 notes

1 tag

Nov 18th

17 notes

Nov 18th

4,177 notes

Nov 18th

2,220 notes

1 tag

Nov 18th

1,549 notes

Nov 18th

49,069 notes

 *sitting on an empty bus*
 *bus stops and a little girl and her mom get on*
 *the little girl sits, of all places, next to me in the back row*
 *mom sits beside the little girl*
LittleGirl: I WENT TO SCHOOL IN AMERICA!
Me: THAT'S FUC...That's amazing!
LittleGirl: ARE YOU AMERICA?
Me: No. I'm Canada.
LittleGirl: You're fat!
Me: Do you speak Korean?
LittleGirl: Of course, stupid!
Me: Could you go ask the driver how many stops until Dosan Park?
LittleGirl: Umm, OK!
 *Little girls goes to talk to the driver*
Me: Your daughter is the fucking rudest bitch I have ever encountered.
Mom: What!?!
Me: You heard me.
Mom: *starts to say something*
Me: Bye.